Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via paradiche)

(Source: sarcasmfluently)

dutchster:

dogs have a strict ‘eat first, decide what it is later’ policy and i think that’s beautiful

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

oportunitas:

I dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought, I cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere.

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell